"CHIEF INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU " portrayed by Charles Haslett

as featured in the biography "Sellers on Sellers" by Mike Sellers and Gary Morecambe

I'm Clouseau.... ....No, I'm Clouseau!
I've been looking for you I arrest you ....
?!!? Hello?
Behind me? Where?

"I arrest you in the name of the Leuhr" . . . . . "Does your deurg bite" . . . . . "Do you have a leesonce?"

All your favourite Clouseau sayings and more are brought to life as Clouseau roams amongst your guests having first vetted and "searched" them as 'Chief of Security' for the evening.

This is just one example of how Charles Haslett utilises his vocal and acting talent to authentically portray one of Britain's most loved comedians - Peter Sellers. Charles's Clouseau brings fun to corporate and private events, exhibitions and conferences, product launches and openings, or any other type of event !

Christmas Parties & New Year

Clouseau can add fun to your Christmas Party as a VIP guest!  Or Inspector Clouseau can investigate your New Year’s Eve celebrations!


At your WEDDING RECEPTION  “Inspector Clouseau” is SUPERB at Greeting and Inspecting wedding guests on arrival and bantering in Clouseau speaking style!   Can be followed by MANUEL (costume change)  to entertain during the wedding breakfast!

Past contracts include treasure hunts in Paris for distinguished clients KPMG and Ernst Young, the annual Fedex convention in Monaco and the Alcatel "Lead with Speed" conference in Madrid.

Media Clips

LISTEN to a sound clip of Charles as "CLOUSEAU" ..... in Real Player ..... in Windows Media

SEE a video of Charles as "CLOUSEAU" ..... in Real Player ..... in Windows Media

- ( courtesy of TESTBEELD. St Janstraat 48, 2820 Rijmenam, Belgium. info@testbeeld.be )

SEE a video of Charles as "CLOUSEAU" at Phyllis Court Club ..... in Real Player ....... in Windows Media

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